December 2011
32 posts
Le derp
I over-complicated things and was “bull-headed”. Sawry :/ This tumblr post isn’t meant to be long, just simple. Sorry!
Ever had one of those days?
I’m having one right now. So if you haven’t, ask me what it’s like and you’ll know.
neruaL
So I couldn’t think of a post, and then an idea struck me. I spelled your name backwards, and if you turn your head and squint a little it looks like neural, so you have something to do with brain signals or something. I assume in your “previous life”, you were a nervous system of some sorts. Then I thought of what you would be a nervous system of, and it’s obviously a...
My dad is such a troll...
Me: Dad! I have a joke!
Dad: Yeah?
Me: What's long hard and full of sea men? :D
Dad: I think I know, but go ahead and tell the punch-line.
Me: A submarine!
Dad: Well I was going to say your "pecker", because your mom always gets mine long, hard, and full of semen.
Me: ...
Our World.
Our worlds are different, our worlds are real, yet how can they both be real and separate? These separate worlds don’t make sense, yet I try to make sense out of it. I see you looking for you, I see you looking for me, but the wall between us is made of water and skews your view. I’m closer than you think, and I can help you swim. We both aren’t realizing one simple fact, and...
November 2011
32 posts
Assumption of the Latter=Truth
Assuming can usually make me seem like an ass, but assuming my family could ruin my schedule and day all in one fell swoop was indeed a correct assumption. Only venting will rid me of the rage I have. This was supposed to be a good day, yet it was only exhausting and vindictive towards me in every way possible. Yes Spazz and Eddie I am totes mad bros.
I wish I could go back to sleep...
There is two things one can expect out a day: 1. A moment that turns the day into a blissful moonlit walk to happiness, and ranges among the good days one has had. 2. A moment that is does the exact opposite, and that day will range among the bad days one has had. The day has just begun, and I am surely just being pessimistic, but I am going to assume the latter… My family must always do...
B.T.P. Collection: The rain... (A Short Story) →
impskies:
It’s raining again…
A set of eyes look out of a tall windowpane, they are viewing the gloomy world outside as it is pelted by rain; It would seem as if the world was being drenched in the melancholy of the storm. There are prints of condensation left on the window where a hand had…
“When I walk in this spot, this is what I see. Everyone stops and is...”
– Redfoo
Virtuous Patience?
Waiting one second is like torture, waiting longer is multiplicative of course. I can wait, though it is tough. My patience is fortified however with only one small thing. Literally your smile is a catalyst to my thoughts, a motivation to my empathy. Rather sooner, but possibly later I will at last behold you my patience will recycle to begin anew on some other conundrum, but for now Patience...
Happy Birthday
You are the epitome of perfection growing older, yet still a younger spark Your legacy is that of beauty and wit Kesha’s apprentice is what you are Although you can surpass her by far Your confidence should swell into the mountains as you age and become more amazing Know that you are only rivaled by the stars You...
Curiouser and curiouser
I have no clue why I have the large ego and you don’t. It makes absolutely 0 sense, when one such as you doesn’t think of themselves as highly as one like me thinks of themselves. You are beautifully amazing, unmistakably smart, and unnaturally gorgeous. Your perfection is that of a mosaic, the strange eloquence of which you entail is so unique yet astounding all at the same time. ...
pan a gnikaT
It’s never to much to ask, and don’t ignore everything for me, even if I am akin to a drug. You’re sleeping and you’re all that’s on my mind, even if you’re asleep before you see this post this is a reply to your tumble. I find myself being anxious in the day just to talk to you, even if I’m with my friends. It’s 10:30 and I now wish you were awake...
Schedule
I want to stay on schedule, but there seems to be the problem in the sequential review of the overall-analysis. Some thing, nay someone is actually trying to make me sleep so I won’t die, or something like that. I need to get so much done, but this someone thinks I should wait and do it tomorrow morning… This someone is Lauren, and she is astonishingly amazing enough to actually care,...
Exhaustificated.
Let me iterate how today went. Woke up, ran ten miles, afterwards I worked out for an hour. I then proceeded to go to class, and beast at some tests. Eddie then accommodated me at his home as we ate and tried to fix my derp of a computer. All of this was going on while I battled Lauren for custody of a picture of herself. I then got home started beginning the final process of fixing my...
Shame on me.
I failed! I actually fell asleep on you, while not physically/literally on top of you it was still sleep nonetheless. Sleep was a simple whim, and I thought nothing of actually falling asleep, but take comfort and know you were what I dreamed of as I drifted off into my half-coma state called sleep.
Myself and I conversing
The conversation betwixt me and myself, one is right, and one is wrong. Let us view.
Me: If you were nice and not unintelligent, this never would’ve happened.
Myself: I said sorry, what else should I do?
Me: Not be stupid, I know your not used to being nice to the opposite gender, and neither am I, but can’t you try?
Myself: I was trying, it just slipped out…
Me: It slipped...
